Fun Dictionary -> abstainer

abstainer - Devil's Dictionary definition

n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. Said a man to a crapulent youth: "I thought You a total abstainer, my son." "So I am, so I am," said the scapegrace caught -- "But not, sir, a bigoted one." G.J.