indigestion

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indigestion - Devil's Dictionary definition

n. A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the western wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: "Plenty well, no pray; big bellyache, heap God."

indigestion - Foolish Dictionary definition

A distressing stomach trouble that is sometimes temporarily relieved by kicking the cat or whipping the children.