Fun Dictionary -> ocean

ocean - Devil's Dictionary definition

n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.

ocean - Foolish Dictionary definition

An old toper who is always soaked, has many a hard night along the coast, floats many a schooner, lashes himself into a fury because so frequently crossed, and has his barks in every port. At sea, the king of the elements; on shore, a mere surf.