Fun Dictionary -> radium

radium - Devil's Dictionary definition

n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

radium - Foolish Dictionary definition

A radiant radiator, redolent of ranging radial rays of radio-activity, raised to radical rates and regarded as a ruthless rake-off in the reign of riches within the arrayed radius of a raging, raving and raided race.