religion

Fun Dictionary -> religion

religion - Devil's Dictionary definition

n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. "What is your religion my son?" inquired the Archbishop of Rheims. "Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant; "I am ashamed of it." "Then why do you not become an atheist?" "Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism." "In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."

religion - Foolish Dictionary definition

A cloak used by some persons in this world who will be warm enough without one in the next.