Fun Dictionary -> zigzag

zigzag - Devil's Dictionary definition

v.t. To move forward uncertainly, from side to side, as one carrying the white man's burden. (From _zed_, _z_, and _jag_, an Icelandic word of unknown meaning.) He zedjagged so uncomen wyde Thet non coude pas on eyder syde; So, to com saufly thruh, I been Constreynet for to doodge betwene. Munwele

zigzag - Foolish Dictionary definition

The popular route after a heavy dinner. Old adage, "The longest way round is the drunkard's way home!"